Duff Daddy: That Golf Song

"That Golf Song" is now available for streaming on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, iHeart and more... Go ahead and add it to your playlist -- we won't bite! The lyrics:

Saturday morning I'm up before dawn, drop by the clubhouse and then
Grab my old golf shoes and I put 'em on, that's when my troubles begin
Start on the driving range hit a few balls, spankin' 'em awesome with sweet fades and draws
But on that first tee it all goes to pot -- First shot's OB and it costs me two shots

They go high, they go low... Where them bad boys are goin', I don't really know
To the left, and the right... They go shankin' and clankin' and clean out of sight
I'm shootin' doubles I'm drinkin' the same... Aw, it's a balls out misery
I never drank til I took up this game... Lord why does golf do this to me?

Out on that front nine I'm stuck in the sand, hopin' and prayin' for God's helping hand
That's when I blade it, my ball hits a tree... Oh why is this game always messin' with me?

They go high, they go low... Now I'm chunkin' each shot fat and thin
To the left, and the right... Oh Good Lord, I'll never do this again...

Now on that back nine puttin' for par... just a three footer, I got it for sure
That's when I push it, it rolls sailin' past, Aw why is this game such a pain in my... hey!

They go high, they go low... For just once in my life let that ball find the hole
To the left, and the right... They go shankin' and clankin' and clean out of sight
I'm shootin' doubles I'm drinkin' the same... Aw, it's duffed shot agony
Nothin' but sadness and heartache and pain... Lord why does golf do this to me?

Now it's all over I'm here at the bar... Under the table, but not under par
Maybe that senior tour won't be so hard?
Lord why does golf do this to me? Aw it's just a sickness, ya see...
Why does golf do this, to me?